Maleficent Dragon Trophy by Dan Reeder
I’ve found in my travels across the many realms that there’s only two things dragons are good for: riding and being an excellent source for riddles. If you can’t manage either of those two, you might as well slay the cursed creature and mount it on your wall. With a little help from Dan and a few dozen LED lights, you can even simulate the hot glow-y breath so people will believe you.
Why do I not own this?
I want this in my life right now